As long as Lester Bangs stays dead, you never need to read another album review as long as you live

Take a moment to read this:

"All of which is why Get Your Ya-Ya's Out is such an unfettered delight. This album, at last, proves the fears of those who cared to fear groundless. More than just the soundtrack for a Rolling Stones concert, it's a truly inspired session, as intimate an experience as sitting in while the Stones jam for sheer joy in the basement. It proves once and for all that this band does not merely play the audience, it plays music whose essential crudeness is so highly refined that it becomes a kind of absolute distillation of raunch, that element which seems to be seeping out of Seventies rock at a disturbing rate. Where most live efforts seem almost embarrassing in their posturings and excesses, and even The Who Live At Leeds held tinges of the Art Statement, Ya-Ya's at its best just rocks and socks you right out of your chair. You can not only love it for what it is, you can like it for what it isn't."

Lester Bang's wrote that 39 years ago tomorrow (12th Nov 1970). That is a small snippet from his lengthy and unapologetically passionate, poignant and pessimistic (in regards to the live 70's rock scene) original review of the Stones, "Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out".  If you don't know who Bangs was, he was a music journo cum rock critic. He was prolific, raw-honest and a self-stated "perennial misfit"  He was deemed to be negative and abusive to the artists, but really, he was an open nerve on behalf of rock and a truth merchant.  

If anything, he was confronting. That is a no-no when it comes to putting an artist on the spot. Don't fuck up their revenue stream with some outlandish questions that may force them to stray from the script.  That was just Bang's way, not so much his intent.  Maybe as it got more attention he consciously confronted, but that would not make sense where he was concerned. Check out what he had to say on it:

"Well basically I just started out to lead [an interview] with the most insulting question I could think of. Because it seemed to me that the whole thing of interviewing as far as rock stars and that was just such a suck-up. It was groveling obeisance to people who weren't that special, really. It's just a guy, just another person, so what?"

Unfathomable to think that this could happen today. Publicists, Managers and Media Pimps would go on Red Alert if their artist was treat like a person. The majority of artists are Images and unwilling to speak truths. Take Bon Jovi for example. He is here in London promoting his tour/album. He was on a morning show where the interviewer ask him about extremely high ticket prices ($1,700+ for some crazy, grab-bag of backstage glory and front row dreams). When asked Bon Jovi gives the most chicken-shit, don't-blame-me answer in the history of liars. 

Lester Bangs would have eaten his balls for breakfast. 

Everyone is a rock critic these days.  Even the term is dumb...if you aren't critical or constructive you are pushing a broom. Any bozo with a blog (present company included) can hammer out a half-cocked review of the latest releases.  EVERYONE reviews albums. From Entertainment weekly (joke) to Rolling Stone (still a couple good writers, the rest are critics), everyone tries to sum up a year's worth of sweat and labour with a few fast-food sentences.

Here is my advice: don't read another album review ever again. All music appreciation is completely subjective. Have an opinion. Listen to tracks before you buy. Go with your Gut.  Just don't read anymore reviews.

The Rock Critic is long dead. There are too many hacks watering down the drinks and diluting the good stuff.  If anyone can find me a recent review that has a fraction of the gumption and gusto that Bangs gave "Ya-Ya's" in 1970, let me know. I'll eat this post if you can find one...and will be happy about it. 

It is no secret that the murders of both rock critics and indi-record stores are linked. The same sets of fingerprints were found on each body; they belong to the record labels and big box retailers. So if you really want to find out about new albums, go find a local independent record store. You will encounter passionate, deliberate music fans who want to talk about new records...they enjoy being critical, constructive and conversational about it.  They don't do it for a purpose (think: sell records, editorial or otherwise)...they do it because they love the music and all of the stories that go with it.  If he was still alive, this is where you would find Bangs.

Here is his original review from Rolling Stone (Does anyone dare write like this anymore?):   

Lester Bangs: Rolling Stone review of "Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out" - 12th November 1970

As much as the recorded product, the rock and roll concert scene seems mighty unheal thy these days. I hardly ever go to see name bands anymore myself, because most of them are so incredibly boring. Standards of performance are very low, and those few artists with enough talent or interest to put on a credible show often end up turning in performances so professionally, predictably competent that you walk out with the palest satisfaction and few memories. In the past year I have watched Ten Years After stumble through a set equal parts plodding monotone and splintered noise, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young invoke Woodstock to compensate for boring everyone to tears, and the Band and Creedence Clearwater recite their albums to such perfection that I fidgeted. I had to draw the line of most resistance when Led Zeppelin hit town last month for a 2 1/2 hour tour-de-force. But I asked a friend with more fortitude how it was, and he raved: "Oh, shit. I took eight reds and just sat there thinkin' the Zep was gonna play forever—man, I felt so good!"

Into this depressing scene ripped the Rolling Stones barnstorming their way across America last fall for a tour which left most audiences satisfied and well-nigh spent, but got reviews mixed and ultimately perplexed because few of us were sure what to expect or, once the hysteria of the actual performance had drained away, how to react. In 1965, caught up in a hurricane of bopper shrieks, we accepted the whole thing as sort of a supernatural visitation, a cataclysmic experience of Wagnerian power that transcended music. In 1969 they were expected to prove themselves as a stage act, but the force of their personalities and the tides of hype and our expectations cancelled all our cynical reservations the moment Mick strode out and drawled hello to each home town. There they were in the flesh, the Rolling Stones, ultimate personification of all our notions and fantasies and hopes for rock and roll, and we were enthralled, but the nagging question that remained was whether the show we had seen was really that brilliant, or if we had not been to some degree set up, pavlov'd by years of absence and rock scribes and 45 minute delays into a kind of injection delirium in which a show which was perfectly ordinary in terms of what the Stones might have been capable of would seem like some ultimate rock apocalypse. Sure, the Stones put on what was almost undoubtedly the best show of the year, but did that say more about their own involvement or about the almost uniform lameness of the competition? Some folks never did decide.

Liver Than You'll Ever Be, appearing last spring, provided a partial answer. It was a good album, as live rock albums go—"Carol" and "Midnight Rambler" especially shone. Some people were enthralled by it, but I found the musical interest of most of the songs mighty, ephemeral, and in general preferred the clattering thunder of Got Live If You Want It, which in terms of looseness, energy and general right-on shagginess could make a fair bid for being the rock concert album of all time. There are more important things than playing on-beat and on-key, and that fine line between slam-bang exorcism and unedifying noise is what would seem to make a great live LP.

All of which is why Get Your Ya-Ya's Out is such an unfettered delight. This album, at last, proves the fears of those who cared to fear groundless. More than just the soundtrack for a Rolling Stones concert, it's a truly inspired session, as intimate an experience as sitting in while the Stones jam for sheer joy in the basement. It proves once and for all that this band does not merely play the audience, it plays music whose essential crudeness is so highly refined that it becomes a kind of absolute distillation of raunch, that element which seems to be seeping out of Seventies rock at a disturbing rate. Where most live efforts seem almost embarrassing in their posturings and excesses, and even The Who Live At Leeds held tinges of the Art Statement, Ya-Ya's at its best just rocks and socks you right out of your chair. You can not only love it for what it is, you can like it for what it isn't.

The set opens with a brief collage of MC introductions from all their tour stops, and then rolls right into a solid, methodical "Jumpin' Jack Flash." Neither it nor the next three songs on side one quite match the energy level reached in "Midnight Rambler" and sustained through all of side two, but subsequent playings reveal the live "Jack Flash" to have a certain fierce precision which the studio single lacked and which makes the latter sound almost plodding by comparison. Here the bottom is full and brooding and the group as a whole has a bite as sharp as a pair of wire cutters.

Next comes Mick, teasing the little chickies: "Uh oh, I think I bust a button on mah trousahs ... you do' want mah trousahs to fall down, now do ya?" I had a friend once who nearly provoked me to fisticuffs when he remarked that Mick's appeal was "perverted." Now, the thing that strikes me here is how essentially positive and even wholesome, in terms of what's in the wind in 1970, Mick's onstage stud-strut is. Jim Morrison makes like The Flasher and screams "Love your brother!," Iggy practically turns the mike into a dildo, but Mick just flaps his lips, grinds his hips and chortles: "This is me,honeys—yearn!"

"Carol" is fine but definitely weaker than the version ofLiver, and for me "Strange Stray Cat" and "Love in Vain" provide the low points of the album, the former by a certain clutter and the latter by not being that inspiring a vehicle in the first place.

But all traces of disinterest or disappointment skedaddle with the first swaggering chords of "Midnight Rambler." Mick can hardly wait to get started, flinging out rippling harp riffs and muttering lyrics before the others even begin, and certainly this great song made to be done live, has never been rendered with more purging viciousness. Every riff in it is so pristinely simple, yet so directly and deliberately placed that its locomotive rushes and icy invective take on more power the closer you come to learning them by heart. Let It Bleed'sversion seemed sinuous, somehow cool and detached in its violence, like one of Norman Mailer's Fifties hipsters. Here the song's celebratory rage comes bursting with a juggernaut wallop, Mick wrenching inchoate nonverbal vocalisms from his throat in the stop-time middle section, the audience roaring back (one crazed cat hollering "God damn!" in between), and the final frosting some wiry, lunging new riffs from Keith that build magnificently to the crashing climax.

The second side opens with another great audience riff—an insistent chick yells "'Paint It Black,' you devils!" and the Stones answer with an airborne "Sympathy For the Devil" that beats the rather cut-and-dried rendition on Beggar's Banquet all hollow, and spotlights a ringing Richard solo that's undoubtedly one of his best on record.

From there on out the energy level of the proceedings seems to soar straight up. "Live With Me" is just great ribald jive, but "Little Queenie" as done here is all time classic Stones. Just strutting along, leering and shuffling, the song has all the loose, lipsmacking glee its lyrics ever implied. This kind of gutty, almost offhand, seemingly effortless funk is where the Stones have traditionally left all competitors in the dust, and here they outdo themselves. I even think that this is one of those rare instances (most of the others are on their first album) where they cut Chuck Berry with one of his own songs.

"Honky Tonk Women" is just a joy, after Liver's half-realized runthrough and Joe Cocker's hack job, gutbucket rock and roll flowing out fine and raucous as a river of beer, but "Street Fightin' Man" takes the show out on a level of stratospheric intensity that simply rises above the rest of the album and sums it all up. Keith's work here is a special delight, great surging riffs reminiscent of some of the best lines on the first Moby Grape album, or the golden lead in Stevie Wonder's "I Was Made to Love Her." I don't think there's a song on Ya-Ya's where the Stones didn't cut their original studio jobs. and this one leaps perhaps farthest ahead of all.

The Seventies may not have started with bright prospects for the future of rock, and so many hacks are reciting the litany of doom that it's beginning to annoy like an inane survey hit. The form may be in trouble, and we listeners may ourselves be in trouble, so jaded it gets harder each month to even hear what we're listening to. But the Rolling Stones are most assuredly not in trouble, and are looking like an even greater force in the years ahead than they have been. It's still too soon to tell, but I'm beginning to think Ya-Ya's just might be the best album they ever made. I have no doubt that it's the best rock concert ever put on record. The Stones, alone among their generation of groups, are not about to fall by the wayside. And as long as they continue to thrive this way, the era of true rock and roll music will remain alive and kicking with them. 

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(Sidenote: Bang's was fired from Rolling Stone by Jann Wenner because of a negative review he gave a Canned Heat album. "Don't make friends with the band"...corporate sucks)

Here is the Bon Jovi interview referenced earlier:
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Comments (5)

Nov 11, 2009
Judd said...
I also should have said, that there are some great blogs out there that act as the local record shops and support conversation about albums, music, concerts, etc. This is where the passion and personality went after it was driven from "rock critics" like Bangs.
Nov 11, 2009
Matt said...
AMEN!

Great, great stuff, brotha!

Nov 16, 2009
jukebox65 said...
Wow. You forget that rock critics used to be WRITERS.
Nov 16, 2009
Judd said...
Thanks for taking the time to stop by, Stacy. Agreed...Lester Bang's review is a joy to read. More! More!
Nov 16, 2009
Judd said...
@jukebox65 He will be very pleased!

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