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Keith Richard’s Record Collection: a real deal rock & roll time capsule of riffs, rhythms, beats, blues, howls & harmonies

Music fans. Music fans are special breeds. There is the music, and the worship and the desert island albums, and the concerts and the extra-mile. Yeah, there’s all of that…and then there are the people that do the kind of shit that only true music fans…music freaks…do. I’ve done my fair share of music freak stuff (ahem, “Exhibit A”: this blog) and apparently, this guy is no stranger to the freak-show.
 
On the inside cover of Keef Riffhard’s autobio is a picture of a section of Keef’s own record collection. This image locked me into it’s tractor beam at first glance. I stared at it for a solid thirty minutes flipping through Keef’s vinyl in my mind. If you look close at the picture, you may still see the drool stains.
 

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My fellow faceless music freak pal took the time to list out all of the albums for all of us lazy bastards and bitches. Firstly, thank you random stranger and Keef fan. Secondly, I am disappointed that I didn’t get to it first. Nonetheless, here it is for all of us to tick off against the ones in our own collection (I bolded the ones I share in my own stash).
 
Now, I may not have a lot of these particular records, but I do have something from everyone on the list. Hey, I don’t need to match Keef album for album, do i? I don’t, right? I mean, it is ok if I don’t have the same albums in my collection that Keef does…right? RIGHT?!
 
Damn you! Damn you music freak blood coursing through my veins! Damn you obsessive compulsive like urge to go out and buy these albums…on vinyl!. Daaaammmnn yooouuu!
 
Damn straight.
 
I have a new mission now: Get Keef’s record collection. What about you? How many of these are filed away in your milk crates? All of the usual suspects (“Main Offenders“) are present here: a real deal rock and roll time capsule of riffs, rhythms, beats, blues, howls, harmonies, ballads, barn-burners and balls-to-the-wall rock and roll rippers. 

  1. Little Milton : His Greatest Sides
  2. Bob Dylan : Highway 61 Revisited
  3. History of Rhythm & Blues Vol 4
  4. History of Rhythm & Blues Vol 2
  5. Dale Hawkins – Suzie Q – The Best of Dale Hawkins
  6. The Blues Vol 1
  7. Woody Guthrie
  8. Blind Sonny Terry & Woody Guthrie with Alec Stewart
  9. Booker T & The MGs – McLemore Avenue
  10. Aretha Franklin – Aretha’s Gold
  11. The Original Five Blind Boys of Alabama
  12. Billie Holiday – 1942-1951
  13. Elvis Presley – Elvis’ Golden Records
  14. Elvis Presley – For LP Fans Only
  15. Big Bill Broonzy – Midnight Steppers
  16. Aaron Neville – Make Me Strong
  17. Bobby Bland – Call On Me/That’s The Way Love Is
  18. Club Reggae Vol 2
  19. Marvin Gaye – The Hits of Marvin Gaye
  20. James Brown – At The Apollo
  21. Fats Domino – Million Sellers By Fats Domino Vol 1
  22. Fats Domino – Boogie Woogie Baby
  23. Ray Charles – The Right Time
  24. The Temptations – Power
  25. Eddie Cochran
  26. Slim Harpo
  27. Otis Redding – Otis Blue
  28. John Lee Hooker – That’s Where It’s At
  29. The Golden Gate Quartet
  30. Tilbouke Reid – Golden Hits
  31. Mick Jagger – Performance
  32. Jazz At Massey Hall
  33. Hank Williams – Memorial Album
  34. Chuck Berry – More Chuck Berry
  35. Chuck Berry – St Louis
  36. Bo Diddley – Hey Bo Diddley
  37. Rolling Stones – Let It Bleed
  38. Buddy Holly – That’ll Be The Day
  39. The Flying Burrito Brothers – Last Of The Red Hot Burritos
  40. Everly Brothers – A Date With The Every Brothers
  41. Everly Brothers – The Fabulous Style of the Every Brothers
  42. Johnny Cash – The Fabulous Johnny Cash
  43. Robert Johnson – King of the Delta Blues Singers
  44. Elmore James – Anthology of the Blues
  45. John Lee Hooker – Blues Power No 1
  46. John Lee Hooker – The Big Soul of John Lee Hooker
  47. Alexis Korner – I Wonder Who
  48. Alan Lomax – Great American Ballads
  49. Blues Inc – R & B From The Marquee
  50. Little Richard – Little Richard Is Back
  51. Chuck Berry – The Latest and the Greatest
  52. Chuck Berry
  53. The Meters – Cissy Strut
  54. Rolling Stones – Get Yer Ya Yas Out
  55. Chicago Blues Today Vol 3
  56. Chicago Blues Today Vol 2
  57. Chicago Blues Today Vol 1
  58. T Bone Walker – Blues Power No 5
  59. Rolling Stones – Big Hits (High Tide and Green Grass)
  60. Charles Mingus – Oh Yeah
  61. Jump Jamaica Way
  62. Bob Marley & The Wailers – Natty Dread
  63. Professor Longhair – New Orleans Piano
  64. Ike Turner – Rocks The Blues
  65. Howlin’ Wolf – Poor Boy


 
Part of the massive PR push for Keef’s autobio was a complete revamp of his website. One of the coolest bits is the full 65 minute video of Keef’s book reading at the New York Public Library interview (10/29/2010). If you have the time, this is well worth the eyeballs. Anthony DeCurtis does the interviewing. You can download the audio and/or the video at iTunes.  If you don’t want to burn your bandwidth, never fear, one of the world’s biggest Keef disciples is here:
 

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One of the other cool things Keef’s web-people did was to put a section in showing all of the guest appearances or sessions Keith has been a part of (wow…sessions…can you image the real sessions Keef has been a part of? Nine days awake without sleep is the benchmark. Come on…who has ol’ Keef beat?!).
 
The breadth of artists Keef has worked with is testament to his musical reach as much as it is to those who want to share space, a mic, riffs, a few spliffs, snorts and shots with The Riff Monster. One of my top fave rave Keef collabs is the one he did with Tom Waits. Keef worked with Tom on Waits’s, Bone Machine album. This one is called “That Feel”.
 
I may be a bit disillusioned…or nuts or over the top…but, when I hear this song, I don’t hear a song. What I hear when I listen to this is the nucleus of where a song starts. These may be two of the only people on Earth who actually write the stuff that people read when they read between the lines. “That Feel”, this song…is the stuff between the lines.
 
Here you go (you may have to squint).
 
“That Feel” – Tom Waits w/Keef
 

 
Here are a few choice quotes from Tom on Keef:
 

(1992): ”Keith Richards. He’s real like voodoo about it [song writing]. He circles it. He’s like an animal, smelling it, kicking dirt on it. He’s real ritual about it, real jungle. I had an experience writing with him for several weeks and it was really thrilling. He’s written so many different kinds of songs. You identify him with that really dirty guitar and that gang-like stance, like a killer at a gas station-’Oh man, we better not stop for gas here’-and then you realize he’s a real gypsy. We had some wild times. You can’t drink with him-just forget about it, you’ll be leaving early, he reduces you to something very embarrassing. You’ll be the table- they’ll put drinks on you. He toughens you up.”

(1992): ”He [Keith Richards] writes songs in some ways similar to the way I do–you kind of circle it, and you sneak up on it; it was a real joy to write with him. You can’t drink with him, but you can write with him. I felt like I have known him for a long time, and he’s made out of very strong stock, you know. He’s like pirate stock. He loves those shadows.”

(1992): ”Yeah, right–you can’t help it if you’re around him [Keith Richards ],” he laughs. “You start walking like him, and you know, it’s just impossible. He’s got arms like a fisherman. He’s physically very strong, and he can outlast you. You think you can stay up late? You can’t even come close. He can stay up for a week–on coffee and stories.”

Front Burner Music in 2010: Fave Raves & Future Sounds

As far as my tastes go 2010 has been a great year for music thus far. This year I have made a concerted effort to cast a wider net and explore a broader selection of sounds. For the past couple years my ears have been tuned into the deep south where the roots of the blues and classic soul find deep Earth. It has been a rowdy, fun and educational ride, but this year it was time to get back on the new(er) sound scene. 

I have two playlists that are constantly being topped up with new purchases. One is called “New New 2010″. This is where all new albums from “newer” or more current artists go. The other is “New Old 2010″. This playlist is occupied by “older” artists re-releases or albums from older artists that I am just getting around to sinking teeth into.  

Both lists keep true to two of my music listening filters. One is: don’t stray too far from my beaten path of preferred sounds, Basically, what that means is don’t buy shit I know I wont’t listen to. I am using Spotify and other streaming sources to vet curiosities.  When I get a new album I apply another filter: I listen to the album back to front at least 10 times (not necessarily in a row). I am applying this last one to Robert Randolph’s new album right now (it’s gonna need it…yikes!). 

Here are some 2010 albums that haven’t come off the boil yet for me (in no particular order):
  • The Black Keys: Brothers. Vying for top spot as my fave rave for 2010. Crunchy, blues, hooky songs with an ever present looming, soulful feel lurking in the shadows of each tune (vinyl)
  • The Drive-By Truckers: The Big ToDo. Neck and neck with “brothers” to fave rave. Great storytelling on this…a true ballsy rockshow record (vinyl)
  • Tom Petty & The Ass-Kickers: Mojo. Shit, this band got even tighter in 2010. Mike Campbell owns this record. Glad Petty got his blues on. It paid off (vinyl)
  • Derek Trucks Band: Roadsongs (Live). Figures. Since I loved “Already Free”, I knew this would work for me. Trucks is genius…and there is so much more left. I can’t wait. 
  • Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings: I Learned the Hard Way. Wow…they made a classic Staxian-soul album without sounding dated. Great party starter.
  • Ray Lamontagne & The Pariah Dogs: Loved the fact that Ray took over on the knobs. Looking forward to the next to see what Ray comes up with.
  • The Hold Steady: Heaven is Whenever. From the get-go, this album sounds big and full-on. I love the action in it…feels like it pushes and pulls me along. 
  • Dawes: North Hills: This one surprised the hell out of me. I love the Topanga canyon vibe on it. The album is not overwhelming and that is why I like it. It knows who it is. 
  • Bettye Lavette: Interpretations of the British Songbook. I am a sucker for Bettye. She wrings every last drop of emotion out of every song and syllable. She burns.
  • Arcade Fire: The Suburbs, I am a convert here. Maybe I didn’t give Neon Bible enough time, but this album is under my skin. The NYT article pushed me over the edge. 
  • Jeff Beck: Emotion and Commotion. Another artist that won me over in 2010. His playing on this stunned me. My friend Kip calls him The Professor. School i in…
  • Peter Parcek: The Mathematics of Love. I know (and work with) this man and he is a fucking guitar master. Check him out here and here. You won’t be sorry…
  • Others from the “New Old” list: Bonnie Raitt (first three albums – Bonnie Raitt,Taking My Time, Give it Up), Johnny Winter (“Johnny Winter”), Tammy Wynette (“Your Good Girl’s Gone Bad”), Django Reinhardt (“Anthology 1934-1937), Delaney & Bonnie (“Home”), Mike Bloomfield (“Live at the Old Waldorf”), Jerry Jeff Walker (“Ridin’ High”), Guy Clark (“Dublin Blues”), Albert Collins (“Frozen Alive”), Jimmy Rodgers (“Chicago Bound”), Mississippi Fred McDowell (“The Best of “), Leon Russell (“Carney”)
There are plenty…plenty…of other albums I bought and listened to, but all of those have many plays. 

The rest of 2010 looks ripe for cool releases. Here are the ones on my radar:
  • Neil Young: Le Noise (Sep 28th)
  • Mavis Staples: You Are Not Alone (Sep 14th)
  • Robert Plant: Band of Joy (Sep 14th)
  • Ronnie Wood: I Feel Like Playing (Sep 27th)
  • Bob Dylan: The Whitmark Demos (Oct 19th)
  • Kings of Leon (Oct 19th)
  • Justin Townes Earle: Harlem River Blues (Sep 14th)
  • Jerry Lee Lewis: Mean Old Man (Sep 7th)
  • Jimmy Barnes: Rage & Ruin
  • JJ Grey & Mofro: Georgia Warhorse 
  • Grace Potter & The Nocturnals: Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
  • Eric Clapton: Eric Clapton (Sep 27th)
  • Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses: Junky Star (Sep 7th)
  • Jamey Johnson: The Guitar Song (Sep 14th)
I’m going to give those last two a go. I’ll stream them and but them if they make the cut. The other album I am looking forward to is the collaboration between Elton John and Leon Russell. I am not a massive Elton fan, though I love his Tumbleweed Connection and Honky Chateau albums (best experienced on vinyl). Leon Russell, though…I love this cat. I got to see him for the first time here in London a few weeks ago and he cemented himself in my mind as a legend in music lore. If this album delvers on a Tumble Weed / Leon Self-Titled album level…we are in for a stone cold treat. 

Here is the first song off of this new one titled, “The Union”. 

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What have you been listening  to in 2010? What is on your shopping list?

 

My shit-box stereo and the case of the missing Bobby Keys sax solo

When I was in college I had to borrow a pot to piss in. Like most all college students, I didn’t have a lot of money.  What money I did have went to the essentials: beer, parties, beer, music, beer and food (in that order). I didn’t have many possessions either. Living in a fraternity house for three years teaches you a thing or two.  One of which is to protect the things you love most; if you don’t, they will get chewed up and spit out in that madcap, 24/7, party carnival environment.

Of my possessions, the one thing everybody knew not to touch, was my music collection. Back then it was much, much smaller than what it has become today (1,500 albums strong: Judd’s Juke Joint). It was cassettes mostly (I graduated uni in ’94); the majority of which were Rolling Stones albums. I also had a few dozen mixes that I had made over the years. I called this gang of mixes the Frankenstein Collection.  I had dug up lost causes and old faves and created some monster mixes that kept parties rollickin’ until many a sun-up.

My room I lived in was small. The closet was almost as big as the room itself. In fact, I chose to stuff my single mattress in the closet and sleep in there. I did this for two reasons: one winter we didn’t have any heat in the house, so we were forced to hunker down in our rooms with space heaters, and two, I wanted everyone to hunker in my room to party…so I need to clear space.

People liked hanging in my room because I never closed the bar and because I had the best tunes. I had a chest of drawers in my room; the top two of which held all of my tapes and what few CDs I had. My stereo was a complete and utter piece of shit. It was a set of scrapheap components consisting of a tuner, tape deck and a cd player.

The tuner had been through the ringer: beer spilled into it, fuses blown, dropped a half a dozen times and it had a big dent in the side for good measure. Near the end of its life, it only played music through the right speaker channel. Back then, the fact that the music was only coming through one channel didn’t matter to me. I wasn’t listening to the music as much as I was just hearing it. I never really thought about the different instruments being played…I just liked the song, the story and the attitude that came out of the speakers.

I remember the night the tuner blew out in the left channel.  We were having a few-hundred beers and listening to Sticky Fingers.  We were right in the middle of “Brown Sugar” when the left channel went dead. At first no one noticed it. When the song made its way to Bobby Keys sax solo…it wasn’t there?!  I stopped the tape and rewound it.  Nope, it was gone. I knew I was drunk…but drunk enough to lose a Bobby Keys sax solo?

After I slapped and shook the tuner, I realised that the left channel went kaput. Short of administering drunken CPR to my stereo, there was nothing I could do to fix it…and I never did.

I didn’t party because I didn’t have the cash to replace the stereo and party because I had stumbled upon a whole new way to listen to the songs I thought I knew so well. When I lost Booby Key’s wailing, cock-sure, sax strut I gained a pulsing, driving Keef Richards rhythm machine. It was always there all along, but I had never really listened to it. Without the sax, the rhythm was isolated and I realised that it was underpinning the song. It was the spine of the song and the sax was the flesh on the bone.

I started to re-listen to all of my music again…through only the right channel. There was so much there that I had missed!

My listening habits were forever changed. There was no turning back…my ears had been opened and tuned to listen to the layers of the songs. The song may be the sum of the parts, but the individual parts have their own stories to tell, too.

Which leads me to one of the most unheralded music documentary series ever: “Classic Albums“. Have you seen any of the documentaries in this series?  If so, you are nodding your head and smiling. If not, here is what it is all about:

Musicians, producers, music biz’ers and the like talk about a particular album. They discuss how they made the album or how they were affected by it. The music, and its production, is dissected by the musicians and/or producers. They sit at the mixing console and play the multitrack recordings and spotlight the individual instrumental and vocal tracks. The insights they give into how the songs and the sounds were made is captivating.

I love this series for the storytelling. There are so many stories that exist within songs; stories about the instruments; stories about the musicians; stories about the studio; stories about the culture; stories about the stories. I am completely transfixed when the producer and musician are sitting at the console and isolating a particular piano part or back-up vocal and talking about how/why it was created. You really start to get a feel for what it was like to be in the studio.

My fave episode focuses on The Band’s, “The Band” album. If you have followed along on this blog you know that Levon Helm is one of my heroes and I have said that if there was one band I could have been in, it would be the The Band…and this album is one of my top five faves of all time. This episode is all killer, no filler. Front and centre are Levon, Robbie and Rick as well as the producer John Simon.  

The beauty of The Band’s music was the juxtaposition of song-simplicity with a rich cache of a multifarious, layered instrumental supporting tracks. This particular album is steeped in integrity. When you watch this episode, nothing expresses this more than watching Levon tell his stories. 

As John Simons says in this episode, “Levon sings in his own voice”.  So true. Levon does not sing in a southern accent, rather he is his southern accent. This integrity, this realness is so very evident in the songs on this album. One of my fave scenes in the episode is when Levon and Simons are sitting at the console picking “Rag Mama Rag” apart.

Look how much fun Levon is having!  You hear a lot of artists say,”oh, I never listen to any of my records”.  Not Levon. The songs are his life, his memories and he doesn’t leave them on a shelf collecting dust. How could you not want to be hanging with Levon in the studio…

At seven minutes into this next clip, Levon and Simons start to pick “Rocking Chair” apart. They are talking about the vocal harmonies, specifically the sweet sound of Richard Manuel’s voice. It is fascinating to watch Levon relive the recording. I want to pop a couple beers and put my cuban heeled boots up on the console and kick back my chair…

The next vid clip finishes up that segment. At one point (0:18 into it), Simons says, “I love this part”.  Levon quickly follows with a, “me too”. How many times have you, I, been sitting with friends talking about a song just like this: “I love this part…listent to that piano…that guitar fill just kills me…”.  

(I love the comment from Levon on “that Chinese ending”)

You really should watch the entire episode on “The Band” album. Click through the vids I have here and you can watch it all…it is broken up into five parts. There are other bow-down episodes I like, too: I like the one on The Dead’s, “American Beauty” (watch Bob Wier cringe when he hears his isolated vocal on Sugar Magnolia), The Who’s “Who’s Next”, Lou Reed’s “Transformer” and John Lennon’s “Plastic Ono Band”.  

Check out the Classic Album YouTube Channel

Old Time Used To Be’s: “Well I went down, to the Chelsea Drugstore…”

The King’s Road is a very famous street here in London and is a stones throw (pun intended) from where we live. In it’s 60′s heyday, it was a major place for hipsters and happenings. The usual R&R lore applies…Ringo & George shared a flat here, the “Swan Song” record label, home to Led Zeppelin, was here, etc. 

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The Chelsea Drug Store (circa early 1970′s)


Living in London, I hear all kinds of stories such as
 this. A local know-it-all-told me about one cool place in particular: The Chelsea Drug Store. Yes, that same Chelsea Drug store from the Stone’s, “You Can’t AlwaysGet What You Want”.

We all know the lyric:

“Well I went down, to the Chelsea Drug Store
 To get your, prescription filled
 I was standin’ in line, with Mr. Jimmy
 Man, didi he look pretty ill”

I hadn’t put it all together before: I live in Chelsea, the Stones are English, the Chelsea Drug store (if it was an actual place) should be somewhere in the neighbourhood. Honestly, in the context of the song, I thought it was a reference to a local “dealer’s” house where, ahem, illegal prescriptions got filled. 

The guy I was speaking to told me where the Chelsea Drug Store was.  I knew exactly where he described it to be, so I heel-toed it over there an snapped this picture.

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It’s a McDonalds now. Figures…only Burger King allows you to “have it your way”.

Oh, and speaking of R&R lore and legendary tales: have a look here to read up on a theory of who “Mr.Jimmy” actually was.

For the record, this song is off of my fave Stones album Let it Bleed. I’ve often referred to it as my fave start-to-back album of all time (still holds true). It is Keith’s album. He plays most all the guitars on it. Plus, you know you are in for a ride when the album starts of screaming, “Gimme” and then decides that, in the end, you can’t always get what you want

Here is a version of You Can’t Always Get What You Want” from the famed Stones bootleg, Brussel’s Affair (’73). The sax on it is top shelf…

You Can’t Always Get What You Want by The Rolling Stones
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Here is a bit on the Chelsea Drug Store from the Royal Borough of Kensington’s website:

The modern glass and aluminium frontage of the Chelsea Drug store shocked Royal Avenue residents when it opened in July 1968. They were even more appalled by the clientele. The residents demanded that access to the King’s Road was closed, which was done in 1971. Chelsea Drugstore was modelled on Le Drugstore on Boulevard St Germain in Paris. Arranged over three floors the complex included bars, food outlets, a chemist, newsstand, record store and boutiques. It was open 16 hours a day, seven days a week. A major attraction was the ‘flying squad’ delivery service. This was made up young ladies in purple catsuits using motorcycles to make home deliveries.

Levon Helm Rings True: “Electric Dirt” gets a Grammy Nod for “Best Americana Album”

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Nothing rings more true than Levon Helm's vocals.  Levon is not only a symbol of the lore of American music, he's lived it from the inside out. The struggle; the fortune; the fame; the riches; the spoils; the tragedy; the drama; the ruts; the ruin; the sickness; the rebirth; the legend; the legacy. 

This ain't your father's archetype.

Levon Helm rings true: Good Ol' Boy True. Hero True. Word is Bond True.

Congrats on the Grammy nod for "Electric Dirt".  This is easily in my Top 5 for 2009.  This album is has wisdom like rings on tree, it wears dusty boots and can swing like New Orleans rag.

In Levon's November email newsletter, they listed out his top five fave dongs of all times. There should be no surprises here:

As long as Lester Bangs stays dead, you never need to read another album review as long as you live

Take a moment to read this:

“All of which is why Get Your Ya-Ya’s Out is such an unfettered delight. This album, at last, proves the fears of those who cared to fear groundless. More than just the soundtrack for a Rolling Stones concert, it’s a truly inspired session, as intimate an experience as sitting in while the Stones jam for sheer joy in the basement. It proves once and for all that this band does not merely play the audience, it plays music whose essential crudeness is so highly refined that it becomes a kind of absolute distillation of raunch, that element which seems to be seeping out of Seventies rock at a disturbing rate. Where most live efforts seem almost embarrassing in their posturings and excesses, and even The Who Live At Leeds held tinges of the Art Statement, Ya-Ya’s at its best just rocks and socks you right out of your chair. You can not only love it for what it is, you can like it for what it isn’t.”

Lester Bang’s wrote that 39 years ago tomorrow (12th Nov 1970). That is a small snippet from his lengthy and unapologetically passionate, poignant and pessimistic (in regards to the live 70′s rock scene) original review of the Stones, “Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out”.  If you don’t know who Bangs was, he was a music journo cum rock critic. He was prolific, raw-honest and a self-stated “perennial misfit”  He was deemed to be negative and abusive to the artists, but really, he was an open nerve on behalf of rock and a truth merchant.  

If anything, he was confronting. That is a no-no when it comes to putting an artist on the spot. Don’t fuck up their revenue stream with some outlandish questions that may force them to stray from the script.  That was just Bang’s way, not so much his intent.  Maybe as it got more attention he consciously confronted, but that would not make sense where he was concerned. Check out what he had to say on it:

“Well basically I just started out to lead [an interview] with the most insulting question I could think of. Because it seemed to me that the whole thing of interviewing as far as rock stars and that was just such a suck-up. It was groveling obeisance to people who weren’t that special, really. It’s just a guy, just another person, so what?”

Unfathomable to think that this could happen today. Publicists, Managers and Media Pimps would go on Red Alert if their artist was treat like a person. The majority of artists are Images and unwilling to speak truths. Take Bon Jovi for example. He is here in London promoting his tour/album. He was on a morning show where the interviewer ask him about extremely high ticket prices ($1,700+ for some crazy, grab-bag of backstage glory and front row dreams). When asked Bon Jovi gives the most chicken-shit, don’t-blame-me answer in the history of liars. 

Lester Bangs would have eaten his balls for breakfast. 

Everyone is a rock critic these days.  Even the term is dumb…if you aren’t critical or constructive you are pushing a broom. Any bozo with a blog (present company included) can hammer out a half-cocked review of the latest releases.  EVERYONE reviews albums. From Entertainment weekly (joke) to Rolling Stone (still a couple good writers, the rest are critics), everyone tries to sum up a year’s worth of sweat and labour with a few fast-food sentences.

Here is my advice: don’t read another album review ever again. All music appreciation is completely subjective. Have an opinion. Listen to tracks before you buy. Go with your Gut.  Just don’t read anymore reviews.

The Rock Critic is long dead. There are too many hacks watering down the drinks and diluting the good stuff.  If anyone can find me a recent review that has a fraction of the gumption and gusto that Bangs gave “Ya-Ya’s” in 1970, let me know. I’ll eat this post if you can find one…and will be happy about it. 

It is no secret that the murders of both rock critics and indi-record stores are linked. The same sets of fingerprints were found on each body; they belong to the record labels and big box retailers. So if you really want to find out about new albums, go find a local independent record store. You will encounter passionate, deliberate music fans who want to talk about new records…they enjoy being critical, constructive and conversational about it.  They don’t do it for a purpose (think: sell records, editorial or otherwise)…they do it because they love the music and all of the stories that go with it.  If he was still alive, this is where you would find Bangs.

Here is his original review from Rolling Stone (Does anyone dare write like this anymore?):   

Lester Bangs: Rolling Stone review of “Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out” – 12th November 1970

As much as the recorded product, the rock and roll concert scene seems mighty unheal

thy these days. I hardly ever go to see name bands anymore myself, because most of them are so incredibly boring. Standards of performance are very low, and those few artists with enough talent or interest to put on a credible show often end up turning in performances so professionally, predictably competent that you walk out with the palest satisfaction and few memories. In the past year I have watched Ten Years After stumble through a set equal parts plodding monotone and splintered noise, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young invoke Woodstock to compensate for boring everyone to tears, and the Band and Creedence Clearwater recite their albums to such perfection that I fidgeted. I had to draw the line of most resistance when Led Zeppelin hit town last month for a 2 1/2 hour tour-de-force. But I asked a friend with more fortitude how it was, and he raved: “Oh, shit. I took eight reds and just sat there thinkin’ the Zep was gonna play forever—man, I felt so good!”

Into this depressing scene ripped the Rolling Stones barnstorming their way across America last fall for a tour which left most audiences satisfied and well-nigh spent, but got reviews mixed and ultimately perplexed because few of us were sure what to expect or, once the hysteria of the actual performance had drained away, how to react. In 1965, caught up in a hurricane of bopper shrieks, we accepted the whole thing as sort of a supernatural visitation, a cataclysmic experience of Wagnerian power that transcended music. In 1969 they were expected to prove themselves as a stage act, but the force of their personalities and the tides of hype and our expectations cancelled all our cynical reservations the moment Mick strode out and drawled hello to each home town. There they were in the flesh, the Rolling Stones, ultimate personification of all our notions and fantasies and hopes for rock and roll, and we were enthralled, but the nagging question that remained was whether the show we had seen was really that brilliant, or if we had not been to some degree set up, pavlov’d by years of absence and rock scribes and 45 minute delays into a kind of injection delirium in which a show which was perfectly ordinary in terms of what the Stones might have been capable of would seem like some ultimate rock apocalypse. Sure, the Stones put on what was almost undoubtedly the best show of the year, but did that say more about their own involvement or about the almost uniform lameness of the competition? Some folks never did decide.

Liver Than You’ll Ever Be, appearing last spring, provided a partial answer. It was a good album, as live rock albums go—”Carol” and “Midnight Rambler” especially shone.

Some people were enthralled by it, but I found the musical interest of most of the songs mighty, ephemeral, and in general preferred the clattering thunder of Got Live If You Want It, which in terms of looseness, energy and general right-on shagginess could make a fair bid for being the rock concert album of all time. There are more important things than playing on-beat and on-key, and that fine line between slam-bang exorcism and unedifying noise is what would seem to make a great live LP.

All of which is why Get Your Ya-Ya’s Out is such an unfettered delight. This album, at last, proves the fears of those who cared to fear groundless. More than just the soundtrack for a Rolling Stones concert, it’s a truly inspired session, as intimate an experience as sitting in while the Stones jam for sheer joy in the basement. It proves once and for all that this band does not merely play the audience, it plays music whose essential crudeness is so highly refined that it becomes a kind of absolute distillation of raunch, that element which seems to be seeping out of Seventies rock at a disturbing rate. Where most live efforts seem almost embarrassing in their posturings and excesses, and even The Who Live At Leeds held tinges of the Art Statement, Ya-Ya’s at its best just rocks and socks you right out of your chair. You can not only love it for what it is, you can like it for what it isn’t.

The set opens with a brief collage of MC introductions from all their tour stops, and then rolls right into a solid, methodical “Jumpin’ Jack Flash.” Neither it nor the next three songs on side one quite match the energy level reached in “Midnight Rambler” and sustained through all of side two, but subsequent playings reveal the live “Jack Flash” to have a certain fierce precision which the studio single lacked and which makes the latter sound almost plodding by comparison. Here the bottom is full and brooding and the group as a whole has a bite as sharp as a pair of wire cutters.

Next comes Mick, teasing the little chickies: “Uh oh, I think I bust a button on mah trousahs … you do’ want mah trousahs to fall down, now do ya?” I had a friend once who nearly provoked me to fisticuffs when he remarked that Mick’s appeal was “perverted.” Now, the thing that strikes me here is how essentially positive and even wholesome, in terms of what’s in the wind in 1970, Mick’s onstage stud-strut is. Jim Morrison makes like The Flasher and screams “Love your brother!,” Iggy practically turns the mike into a dildo, but Mick just flaps his lips, grinds his hips and chortles: “This is me,honeys—yearn!

“Carol” is fine but definitely weaker than the version ofLiver, and for me “Strange Stray Cat” and “Love in Vain” provide the low points of the album, the former by a certain clutter and the latter by not being that inspiring a vehicle in the first place.

But all traces of disinterest or disappointment skedaddle with the first swaggering chords of “Midnight Rambler.” Mick can hardly wait to get started, flinging out rippling harp riffs and muttering lyrics before the others even begin, and certainly this great song made to be done live, has never been rendered with more purging viciousness. Every riff in it is so pristinely simple, yet so directly and deliberately placed that its locomotive rushes and icy invective take on more power the closer you come to learning them by heart. Let It Bleed’sversion seemed sinuous, somehow cool and detached in its violence, like one of Norman Mailer’s Fifties hipsters. Here the song’s celebratory rage comes bursting with a juggernaut wallop, Mick wrenching inchoate nonverbal vocalisms from his throat in the stop-time middle section, the audience roaring back (one crazed cat hollering “God damn!” in between), and the final frosting some wiry, lunging new riffs from Keith that build magnificently to the crashing climax.

The second side opens with another great audience riff—an insistent chick yells “‘Paint It Black,’ you devils!” and the Stones answer with an airborne “Sympathy For the Devil” that beats the rather cut-and-dried rendition on Beggar’s Banquet all hollow, and spotlights a ringing Richard solo that’s undoubtedly one of his best on record.

From there on out the energy level of the proceedings seems to soar straight up. “Live With Me” is just great ribald jive, but “Little Queenie” as done here is all time classic Stones. Just strutting along, leering and shuffling, the song has all the loose, lipsmacking glee its lyrics ever implied. This kind of gutty, almost offhand, seemingly effortless funk is where the Stones have traditionally left all competitors in the dust, and here they outdo themselves. I even think that this is one of those rare instances (most of the others are on their first album) where they cut Chuck Berry with one of his own songs.

“Honky Tonk Women” is just a joy, after Liver’s half-realized runthrough and Joe Cocker’s hack job, gutbucket rock and roll flowing out fine and raucous as a river of beer, but “Street Fightin’ Man” takes the show out on a level of stratospheric intensity that simply rises above the rest of the album and sums it all up. Keith’s work here is a special delight, great surging riffs reminiscent of some of the best lines on the first Moby Grape album, or the golden lead in Stevie Wonder’s “I Was Made to Love Her.” I don’t think there’s a song on Ya-Ya’s where the Stones didn’t cut their original studio jobs. and this one leaps perhaps farthest ahead of all.

The Seventies may not have started with bright prospects for the future of rock, and so many hacks are reciting the litany of doom that it’s beginning to annoy like an inane survey hit. The form may be in trouble, and we listeners may ourselves be in trouble, so jaded it gets harder each month to even hear what we’re listening to. But the Rolling Stones are most assuredly not in trouble, and are looking like an even greater force in the years ahead than they have been. It’s still too soon to tell, but I’m beginning to think Ya-Ya’s just might be the best album they ever made. I have no doubt that it’s the best rock concert ever put on record. The Stones, alone among their generation of groups, are not about to fall by the wayside. And as long as they continue to thrive this way, the era of true rock and roll music will remain alive and kicking with them. 

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(Sidenote: Bang’s was fired from Rolling Stone by Jann Wenner because of a negative review he gave a Canned Heat album. “Don’t make friends with the band“…corporate sucks)

Here is the Bon Jovi interview referenced earlier: