Ninety-Nine and A Half (Will Do)…
Had some feedback the “Less Than 50″ from some friends. They confirmed what I was thinking…49 words won’t do.
I attempted to write an album review in fifty words or less. I didn’t get but four sentences into it until I ran out of road to drive. I think that for the time being that I am going to expand the Less Than 50 to the Less Than 100. I don’t just want to talk shop on the goods and bads, I want to be able to tell a story and give an (my) angle. Reviews are nothing more than weather reports anyhow. Can we get rid the word review when it comes to records? Maybe we should call it the me-view. I like that. The album meview. It is a subjective exercise already.Ok then…the meview. I stil think I need more than fifty words to give the style of meview that I want to give. For the time being I am going to double it: Less than 100. I’m a fool for cheeky names and I’m not sold on the Less than 100. I’m going use one of Wilson Pickett’s chart toppers as the lead in for my meviews: Ninety-Nine and a Half (Won’t Do). (This song was wrtten by the Wicked Pickett himself, with Steve Cropper and Eddie Floyd and can be found on the “Exciting Wilson Pickett” album). I’ll alter it a bit and call it the “99 and a Half”.
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The other day I trotted out the Less Than 50 and showcased Neil Young’s most recent, “Fork in the Road”. Let’s give ‘ it the Ol’ 99 and a Half treatment: Neil is exercising some freeway existentialism on“FITR”. Neil seems to think the US is in a state of economic and
self-awareness chaos. He’s just taking us on a long drive to try and
make sense of it all. Car themes aside, this album is about choices,
walking the talk and filled with rough riffs and sincere, wobbly
melodies. The music doesn’t meet the mystique…and that’s ok. He
didn’t have to work hard to make these songs, but it feels like he had
fun doing so. Like any great roadtrip, its the ride, not the road that
matters. Choice Songs: Fork in the Road, Off the Road, Just Singing a Song, Light a Candle. Choice Words: “It’s all about my girl. It’s all about my dream and my machine. It’s all about my world”





